Sholem Golem

Sholem Golem is a professional communicator, and text editor who currently resides between Moscow and Jerusalem. Just kidding. Actually he lives between the rivers Bira and Bijan, at the Sino-Russian border where he completes his doctoral thesis on the Old Testament influences in the Evenkian folklore.

 

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    15 мая 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on May 5–11

    Last week, Booknik squinted, spoke his mind, listened to rabbi’s opinion, tried to become a fifth member of a quartet, remembered the war, declared his love to three oranges cities, and took part in an untimely Purimspiel.

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    7 мая 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on April 28 — May 4

    Last week, Booknik learned that books do not necessarily have to be on paper, and visited Spain, yet he did not see a bullfight; he also arranged the best study in the world for himself, read some Agnon in his spare time, mastered a prestigious trade, and caught a “golden carp.” Meanwhile, Booknik Jr. failed to become a member of the Hadassah but learned French.

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    30 апреля 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on April 20—28

    Last week, Booknik thought about opening a kosher restaurant or a book store, drowned in flowers, hung out banners, asked the price of love, overcame insurmountable obstacles, and made eschatological projections yet he looked in the future with optimism. Meanwhile, Booknik Jr. frightened a train, and attended another Jewish holiday

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    23 апреля 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on April 14—19

    Last week, Booknik visited polar bears, plunged into the soviet past, remembered two Ferdinands the Firsts kindly, became a movie fan, and decoded an ancient papyrus.

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    16 апреля 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on April 7-13

    Last week, Booknik fought discrimination of the Chinese and kangaroos; he decided to give Booknik Jr. some schooling, visited Paris, Tarusa, and the Garden of Eden, conducted an orchestra, and made thieves listen to reason. Meanwhile, Booknik Jr. mastered the beginnings of witchcraft, and spent some jolly good time in Israel.

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    8 апреля 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on March 31 — April 6

    Last week, Booknik fooled around, rewrote history, bought matzo, and celebrated Pesach merrily, and kosher; he tried to master a new profession but then he decided to retire. Booknik Jr. learned that poor results in school cannot hinder a successful career in poetry, so he went for a vacation in Tel Aviv.

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    1 апреля 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknique on March 24–30

    Last week, Booknique decided he was an actor, quitted drinking cognac coffee in the morning, chose an ideal bookstore, held pauses, stumbled and stuttered, searched for the Promised Land, and cooked latkes. Meanwhile, Booknique Jr. created a Golem, and now he thinks how to make a fool of it on April 1.

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    18 марта 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on March 10-16

    Last week, Booknik thought about a career of an alchemist or a shochet but he decided to become a prophet instead, and a vegetarian to boot; he destroyed borders, tore masks off, rolled down the stairs, befriended an oak, walked in Lisbon, talked to a legendary Jewish collective farmer about raising poultry and growing dahlias, and danced at the Yiddish Fest. In the meantime, Booknik Jr. became disappointed in entomology, and took a great interest in poetry.

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    10 марта 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on March 3–9

    Last week, Booknik was sorry that God had not made him a woman; he peeked in other people’s windows, made borsht, persistently tasted wine, and he could not distinguish Mordecai from Haman; apart from that, he traveled to Paris and Persia, read books, and watched movies. Meanwhile, Booknik Jr. learned why he did not have a tail, and he celebrated the loss of another tooth.

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    5 марта 2012 Sholem Golem

    Booknik on February 25 — March 2

    Last week, Booknik looked for a bride, thought about intricacies of love for Jews, shared other people’s reminiscences, tried to become a museum exhibit, invented a electric engine, and was surprised to learn that Napoleon was not just a cake. At the same time, Booknik Jr. learned why the winter this year was one day longer than usual, and cooked potato pancakes with Pettson and Findus.

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